My 5 yr old son came home from school & told me he had fallen in love with a girl 3 yrs older than him. I asked what it was that he liked about this girl & he replied"she's got gorgeous big eyes, two pig tails at each side of her head and beautiful big bunny rabbit teeth"
At least he's not shallow lol
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I love all types of creativity, literature being one of my favourites. I'm an avid reader who has dabbled with writing via my blog but find it hard to get my imagination flowing :-/ So for now I'll stick with enjoying others work as writing is not as easy as I thought lol
A woman in Texas bought a car and wanted to check the size of the boot, so she asked her family to lock her inside it. After the boot was closed the woman realised she was still holding the keys.
I'm Mr unicorn and I need needles to put me to sleep!!. I am an idiot.. YAY. I can can turn into 2 other things, I can turn into a raindrop. I'm now a raindrop. And I'm a Stegasauros!!!!.
Oz is a black cat who belongs to my nextdoor neighbour. I was playing with him and he is sooooo funny. When I wriggle his toy in the bush he leaps into the bush and searches for it.
Once upon a time there was a man with ginger hair. He had no eyes nor ears. They said he had ginger hair so to speak. He could not talk as he had no mouth; he could not smell as he had no nose.
From the comfort of your bed, to the furriness of your slippers, shuffling along the carpet and gently opening the toilet door. But when you sit on the freezing seat, you shout in your mind "Shit!".
One day, a girl went into a music shop. A Justin Beiber song was playing and it caused her ears to shrivel up and fall off. Moral of the story children- never go shopping without headphones..
My name is Broseph. My broffesion is a broffesional bro karter. Ive formed a bro-alition with brosaphine. Thank you for listening bros..
Mum:"are u still gonna marry me when u grow up?" Son:"no u will be dead soon I need to start looking for young girls" I'm 40 & he's 5. Lmao.
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