In class today,but the teacher moved me from my friend. So i decided to send him a message saying "wanna spoon??" (a joke if you didn't realise)of course the message was intercepted and after class was interrogated over my need to spoon! My teacher now thinks I'm gay but on the upside shes not suspicious when I'm caught staring at her :)
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