Bloke not feeling well, rushing for his train. Has attack of the shits and craps himself. Buys a new pair of trousers from shop in the station. Doesnβt have time to change into them, just manages to jump on his train at the last second. Goes to the bog on the train, takes of his shitty trousers and pants and throws them out the window. Cleans himself up, opens his shop bag to put on his new trousers only to find the shop assistant has put a jumper in there by mistake.
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