Your eyes shine bright as a full page Flash takeover.
A thousand onclick listeners respond to your quietest whisper.
Your hair flows glorious as a parallax carousel, and you walk with the grace of the smoothest jQuery easeinout animation.
Let's hope that one day, my longing for you will return true.
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Stubbly web developer. Owned by two cats, and one puppy. Grumpy sweary optimist.
I am bored..
Ever had a dream were you were drowning or being suffacted and then woken ip to find a boxer dog lying on your chest Yea True story.
The Fluffy Bunnies, The Hamster and The Monster A tale of terror, bloodshed and suspense "BOO!" said the monster.
"Warranty void if removed". I pondered over the label on my new bride's underwear..
The night was dark and nothing could be heard apart from the odd drunk man thuding onto the curb. For tonight twas the night that men go out drinking. But sudenly a man walks into a bar "ouch!".
Why did the chicken cross the road. I actually don't know because I don't tend to know a lot about the movavation of a chicken.
One day DJ top dog was in the shower when he looked out the window and saw his car being stole so he ran with his hat and bling on then grany panty looked out of her window and the car was on her...
I really can't imagine myself , sitting in a corner , just bowing down my head over my ipad , and not saying a word , because , once I do I'll be repremanded . OOOOOOOOHHHH SOOOOO WIIIIEEEERD !.
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