Chicken

@GobzMH

Safe Spider

Every morning when I went into my bathroom there was a small spider I'm my bath and no I didn't scream like a little girl every time, well I thought it was just normal but then on Sunday I decided to...

@lsquidia

Lol i m speekn n txt lnguge. Its reely anoyn hw u actuly cnt rd mst of t wrds. I ht it when peepl actuly say lol. It mks me rofl nd lmao. Actuly al thse xprsons r vry ovrxagrtd wen ur nt me.

@OliverRiley

A Slapstick Story

My story is twenty thousand words long sp if you wish to read it please e mail my address. It would really mean the world to me. It is extremely popular with my year ten English class and features...

@Will10203

Ouch

By Will -------------------- Ouch o were is my arm o hello python what why is my arm in your mouth o I can tickle you because I can move my fingers.

@bowlch

The Exchange Student

The friend’s family is entertaining an exchange student. Exchange student arrives at the house where the family has prepared a lovely lunch out on the patio.

@bowlch

After A Night On The Ale

The morning after a heavy night on the ale I was in the shower, hung over and generally not feeling too pleasant.

@bowlch

The Good Neighbour

Friend has a dog that jumps into nextdoor’s garden. Tears up garden, flower beds etc and then appears with a dead bunny in its mouth. Friend panics.

@benprofitt

Desperate House Pets

One day DJ top dog was in the shower when he looked out the window and saw his car being stole so he ran with his hat and bling on then grany panty looked out of her window and the car was on her...