SINGING , ISN'T ALLOWED AT HOME !?

@sargossa

Ever had a dream were you were drowning or being suffacted and then woken ip to find a boxer dog lying on your chest Yea True story.

@bookworm28

The Fluffy Bunnies, The Hamster and The Monster A tale of terror, bloodshed and suspense "BOO!" said the monster.

@Ianrendall

Warranty

"Warranty void if removed". I pondered over the label on my new bride's underwear..

@thomasgething

tonight Twas Drinking Night

The night was dark and nothing could be heard apart from the odd drunk man thuding onto the curb. For tonight twas the night that men go out drinking. But sudenly a man walks into a bar "ouch!".

@carlton98

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road. I actually don't know because I don't tend to know a lot about the movavation of a chicken.

@benprofitt

Desperate House Pets

One day DJ top dog was in the shower when he looked out the window and saw his car being stole so he ran with his hat and bling on then grany panty looked out of her window and the car was on her...

@GobzMH

Safe Spider

Every morning when I went into my bathroom there was a small spider I'm my bath and no I didn't scream like a little girl every time, well I thought it was just normal but then on Sunday I decided to...

@jomig10

I am bored

I am bored..