@ilovekathminor

SINGING , ISN'T ALLOWED AT HOME !?

I really can't imagine myself , sitting in a corner , just bowing down my head over my ipad , and not saying a word , because , once I do I'll be repremanded . OOOOOOOOHHHH SOOOOO WIIIIEEEERD !.

@jomig10

I am bored

I am bored..

@sargossa

Ever had a dream were you were drowning or being suffacted and then woken ip to find a boxer dog lying on your chest Yea True story.

@bookworm28

The Fluffy Bunnies, The Hamster and The Monster A tale of terror, bloodshed and suspense "BOO!" said the monster.

@Ianrendall

Warranty

"Warranty void if removed". I pondered over the label on my new bride's underwear..

@thomasgething

tonight Twas Drinking Night

The night was dark and nothing could be heard apart from the odd drunk man thuding onto the curb. For tonight twas the night that men go out drinking. But sudenly a man walks into a bar "ouch!".

@carlton98

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road. I actually don't know because I don't tend to know a lot about the movavation of a chicken.

@taffy01

Spanish

Your sitting in spanish and the spanish teacher starts talking really fast. Then she looks at you. And your like....what?.