Opusstory #6

@coco

And He invented Man; And everything in Heaven and Earth; Except contraception, dinosaurs and gays. ~ Mark 4:13.

@taffy01

Spanish

Your sitting in spanish and the spanish teacher starts talking really fast. Then she looks at you. And your like....what?.

@ilovekathminor

SINGING , ISN'T ALLOWED AT HOME !?

I really can't imagine myself , sitting in a corner , just bowing down my head over my ipad , and not saying a word , because , once I do I'll be repremanded . OOOOOOOOHHHH SOOOOO WIIIIEEEERD !.

@jomig10

I am bored

I am bored..

@sargossa

Ever had a dream were you were drowning or being suffacted and then woken ip to find a boxer dog lying on your chest Yea True story.

@bookworm28

The Fluffy Bunnies, The Hamster and The Monster A tale of terror, bloodshed and suspense "BOO!" said the monster.

@Ianrendall

Warranty

"Warranty void if removed". I pondered over the label on my new bride's underwear..

@Seamonster

10 Years

"10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash" -- source unknown.