Early morning, Friday 13th, My eyes still sting from the lack of sleep, My mouth dying for a coffee, I arise out of bed and run Laura a bath then walk towards the kitchen for that morning fix of coffee.
Upon opening the kitchen door I see my brother, quickly pulling his boxers up, then it hit us...I almost saw my brothers willy...a close call indeed.
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Jon Collins, 22, engaged to my Bootifuls Laura :) father to our little Chubb Chubb James, he's amazing, servant for two cats, poppy and dio :) music lover, wrestling, gaming, KaW nerd :)
There once was a man named Charlie. He was very short. The End..
John was a happy man, he lived in a shed, drove a lawn mower and had a nice red hat and a fishing rod. He had a peaceful life until the kids came round and threw him in the pond to drown.....
One day a panda walked into a bar. He ordered a lettuce sandwich and took a seat at a small table. When he had finished his meal he stood up and shot the man at the next table.
You've all at one point when running round a field in PE cutting the corners because your a fearless bastard.
Mom-go to your room. You- what where my warm bed, tv and Xbox is..
Sometimes When you cry ,no one sees your tears. Sometimes when your happy ,no one sees your smile but when you fart everybody knows..
An old lady called the fire brigade and asked them to get her cat out of a tree with their ladders. They rescued the cat. The old lady thanked them, then they drove off - and ran over the cat.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a trucks gas tank as a joke we now know this truck as Optimus prime.
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