Lots Of Riddles

Every morning the farmer had eggs for breakfast. He owned no chickens and he never got eggs from anyone else's chickens. Where did he get the eggs?
From his ducks.

From what number can you take half and leave nothing?
The number is 8. Take away the top half and o is left.

How are 2 plus 2 equal 5 and your left hand alike?
Neither is right.

How can you drop an egg 3 feet without breaking it?
Drop it 4 feet. For the first 3 feet the egg will not hit anything.

How can you place a pencil on the floor so that no one can jump over it?
Put it next to the wall.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do the Mayflowers bring?
Pilgrims.

If you had 5 potatoes and had to divide them equally between 3 people, what should you do?
Mash them first.

If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have?
A dollar.

Is it better to say, "The yolk of an egg is white," or "The yolk of an egg are white?"
Neither. An egg yolk is yellow.

What happens if you talk when there is food in your mouth?
You will have said a mouthful.

Is it better to write on a full or on an empty stomach?
Neither. Paper is much better.

Two men dig a hole in five days. How many days would it take them to dig half a hole?
None. You can't dig half a hole.

How many acorns grow on the average pine tree?
None. Pine trees don't have acorns.

How many beans can you put in an empty bag?
One. After that the bag isn't empty.

How many feet are in a yard?
It depends on how many people are standing in it.

How many sides does a box have?
Two, the inside and the outside.

How many worms make a foot?
Twelve inchworms.

How much dirt is there in a hole exactly one foot deep and one foot across?
None. A hole is empty