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My friends offer valuable medical advice for free although none of them are qualified like my real GP!

My friends are psychiatrists without the extortionate fees,
It's through them that I learnt about the birds and the bees.

My friends are builders who lack any real knowledge and usually bring the wrong tools,
Pretending that they know what they are doing yet scared to look like fools!

My friends are my personal Stylists who critique my fashion choices,
By grabbing my wrist and shrieking at the top of their voices!

My friends are world class comedians who perform every week for free,
No mic, just a shisha in one hand and a cup of mint tea!

These memories are worth their weight in gold ,
And when I'm old these memories will be all I have left to hold.
My friends make this life enjoyable and worth trying,
Without them it's hard not to be sad and keep crying....

Hauxstar2013

@Hauxstar2013

Looking to seek poetic justice for my creativity

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