FAKE FRIENDS - NEVER ASK FOR FOOD. - REAL FRIENDS - ARE THE REASONS YOU HAVE NO FOOD. - FAKE FRIENDS - NEVER SEEN YOU CRY. - REAL FRIENDS - CRY WITH YOU. - FAKE FRIENDS - KNOW A FEW THINGS ABOUT YOU. - REAL FRIENDS - COULD WRITE A BOOK ABOUT YOU. - FAKE FRIENDS - WOULD KNOCK ON YOUR FRONT DOOR. - REAL FRIENDS -WALK RIGHT IN AND SAY "I'M HOME!" FAKE FRIENDS - WILL HELP YOU UP WHEN YOU FALL OVER. - REAL FRIENDS - WILL JUMP ON TOP OF YOU AND SHOUT "SANDWICH!"
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