Does anyone remember that time when secrets existed?
When cock-ups and accidents and faux-pas weren't listed?
When you could change to 'single' without facebook's command?
And the world wouldn't know about your ONE night stand?
When not everything relied on My Space and Twitter?
And the TV's side bar wasn't clogged up with litter...
When there wasn't worry that day after that party?
And your drinks were a little more than 'fine and hearty'?
And what about that time when you could eat your food?
Without someone posting a status about how you chewed?
Well those days are over,
Long gone to the new,
And it's simply expected,
That we join in too.
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