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Wikapedia -I know everything
Google-I have everything
Facebook-I know everyone
Twitter-I am so up to date
Opuss-I am the best at writing
Psykopaint-I am the best at painting
iTunes-I've heard everything
Internet-without me you are worthless
Electricity-keep talking bitches

Onixea

@Onixea

I'm shy, until you get to know me.

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Comments & Feedback (8)

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Humans- yeah, bit who created you guys?

God- stop bickering you idiots! I can't believe I made such a competitive universe @nmaelietta

@Onixea The Universe - God, why did you give so much stuff? I can barely fit it all in, everyone's arguing for their space!

@nmaelietta Me: gosh what has this place come to where god argues with life?!

@Onixea "Life's a bitch, depending on how you teach her, you might get rich."

@Onixea from a rap song I know

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