Wikapedia -I know everything
Google-I have everything
Facebook-I know everyone
Twitter-I am so up to date
Opuss-I am the best at writing
Psykopaint-I am the best at painting
iTunes-I've heard everything
Internet-without me you are worthless
Electricity-keep talking bitches
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