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The Dilemma For Women...

It's hard to find a costume,
When you are a girl,
Most of them are slutty,
So bad that you could hurl.

The price of dressing up now,
Beyond a joke to me,
The price of God-damned costumes,
In itself is such a fee!

'Naughty Nurse' or 'Jail Bait'?
Is there anything less 'slag',
Maybe for a joke I will,
I'll put it in me bag...

But honestly it's silly now,
The stick I'll get for this,
Eyes that travel over me,
They want more than a kiss...

What the hell.
I may as well.

HeatherAnne

@HeatherAnne

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Don't you dare "slag" off those slutty nurse costumes 😜

@patdolan83 paha... At the end of the poem I'm like WHAT THE HELL, MAY ASWELL.

Haha I'm having an after Halloween party so will be just me walking round town in a slutty witch outfit πŸ˜œπŸ‘πŸ˜‚β€πŸ˜˜

@minxyMolly woooo! So long as I'm drunk enough not to be bothered, I'm sure it'll be okay... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜

@HeatherAnne same here 🍸🍸🎣🍸

You'll put the 'treat' in 'trick or treat' by the sound of things!

I make my own...

Haha ending's a corker! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸŒΉ

@Irrational_Kimmi I most certainly try 😘😝

@Platypus cute!

@leelee101 Why thank you! πŸ˜˜πŸ˜πŸ’œ

Looks like you are sorted in your profile picture! πŸ˜„πŸ˜½

@crowncottage my profile picture is from a modelling shoot I did two years ago ahaha πŸ˜‚ this year... I'm struggling for modesty! πŸ˜‚πŸ’™

I know what you mean. It's a fine line between looking sexy and looking cheap, wear something sexy'ish with a bought witches hat like the one in the pic. You will look fabulous! β˜ΊπŸ‘

I'm loving your profile pic Hun ....such dilemmas....for fancy dress I usually go for the comical look...but this time I'm trying to be a more sexy ghoul...but not too slutty....πŸ˜œπŸ˜πŸ˜„πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸΈπŸΈπŸΈ

@misslittleDHP why thank you and thanks for the repost! I'm trying for vampire this year πŸ˜˜πŸ’€πŸ’€

@HeatherAnne If you're going vampire, then back comb your hair. BEDHEAD VAMPIRE! It takes forever to get back to normal, but it's worth it

@Platypus ooooooh, may try that - thanks! πŸ˜ŠπŸ’™

@HeatherAnne Then maybe stick a few plastic bats in it

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