Doctor Who Quote 3

@jan3601

I'm Not Short

I'm not short, I'm fun size!.

@33lopn78

I Am A Dwarf

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole diggy diggy hole Keep calm and diggy diggy hole BUT WHY!!!.

@33lopn78

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone joins in... I'm just like, "Bitch, this isn't high school musical!".

@AnonLifeliver

"LOL"

lol - Someone just found what you said funny. LOL - Someone is laughing at you.

@nikujagagirl

Quote of my dad #5

The Spanish: They're just the Italians but with an S in front of it..

@tattyteddy

Mad Hatter

The Mad Hatter: There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger. Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter. Which luckily I am..

@33Guetta78

In Bruges #4

Natalie: [Harry gets angry and is destroying the phone, his wife approach him, saying:] Harry. Harry. It's a inanimate f*cking object. Harry: [to wife] You're an inanimate f*ckin' object!.

@InkyPiano

Drunk

It's a common misconception that when you're utterly drunk, you fall over a lot. WRONG. When you're drunk, the floor comes up to hit you in the face. -Anonymous.