@nikujagagirl

Quote of my dad #5

The Spanish: They're just the Italians but with an S in front of it..

@tattyteddy

Mad Hatter

The Mad Hatter: There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger. Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter. Which luckily I am..

@tattyteddy

Alice: why -is- a raven like a writing desk. Mad Hatter: I haven't the slightest idea.

@33Guetta78

In Bruges #4

Natalie: [Harry gets angry and is destroying the phone, his wife approach him, saying:] Harry. Harry. It's a inanimate f*cking object. Harry: [to wife] You're an inanimate f*ckin' object!.

@33Guetta78

In Bruges #13

Ken: Ray, did we or did we not agree that if I let you go on your date tonight, you'd do the things I wanted to do today. Ray: We are doing the things you wanted to do today.

@33Guetta78

In Bruges #15

Ray: I saw your midget today. Little p*ick didn't even say hello. Chloë: Well, he's on a lot of ketamine. Ray: What's that. Chloë: Um, horse tranquilizer. Ray: Horse tranquilizer. Where'd he get that.

@InkyPiano

Cheese

Possibly one of the greatest descriptions of cheese ever, from QI Season 7 Episode 10 David Mitchell- It's gone off already. I mean, cheese, basically, hasn't it.

@AnonLifeliver

"LOL"

lol - Someone just found what you said funny. LOL - Someone is laughing at you.