Ken: Ray, did we or did we not agree that if I let you go on your date tonight, you'd do the things I wanted to do today?
Ray: We are doing the things you wanted to do today.
Ken: And I would do them without you throwing a f*cking moody, like a five year old who's dropped all his sweets.
Ray: We didn't agree to that.
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