Sherlock's Trousers

@InkyPiano

Quotes From Professor Snape

"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter.

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@InkyPiano

Doctor Who Quote #2

Amy: One little girl crying. So. The Doctor: Crying silently. I mean children cry because they want attention. 'Cause they're hurt or afraid. When they cry silently it's 'cause they just can't stop..

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@nikujagagirl

Awesomest catch phrase EVER!

"I am simply one Hell of a butler," from the anime black butler..

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@InkyPiano

Doctor Who Quote #3

Amy: Who are you and what do you want. The Doctor knows you but he's not telling me who you are. And he always does. Takes him awhile sometimes but he tells me. So you're something different.

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@pogohoudine

The Grim Grotto

Dead women tell no tales. Sad men write them down. -Lemony Snicket.

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@AWriterGirl

The Lorax...

"LET IT DIE, LET IT DIE. LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE!" xD.

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@MrKazan

And I thought my jokes were bad...

Joker: How 'bout a magic trick. ( Pulls out a pencil and sticks it in the table). Joker: I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. (Joker slams thugs head into the pencil and kills him). Joker: Ta-daa.

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@InkyPiano

Sherlock In Buckingham Palace

(Watson sits down on a couch next to Sherlock, who is only wearing his bed-sheet) Watson-Are you wearing any pants. Sherlock-Uhhm, no. Watson-Ok.

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