@09jnewington

Your Ex

Your ex asking to stay friends is like a kidnapper asking to stay in touch.

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@ickolo

Heart Over Mind

I just saw this post awhile ago it said.

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@note

Hangover

There's a tiger In the bathroom!!!!.

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@09jnewington

Hide And Seek Fail

I remember the shock I felt when my brother came out of the closet. I was almost asleep and had forgotten we were playing hide and seek..

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@am09axz

Roses Are Red

Roses are red My name is Dave I'm bad at poems Microwave.

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@lexitha

Attractive?

Why do men find breasts so attractive. They are just big round balls of fat....

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@ukcameraman

Multitasking.

It is a fact that a Woman cannot multitask. I told my wife this morning to sit down and shut up... And she couldn't do either..

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@Espekayen

Pizza

Whenever my wife is cooking, I like to walk up behind her, slowly stroke her hair and whisper into her ear... "Let's order a pizza.".

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