Multitasking.

@mitose

Women And brotherhoods

Why most secret organizations is closed to women. Firstly, many secret organizations is called "brotherhoods". And well, if women was allowed, then they would not stay secret for long.....

@staysmiling

Cute Guy

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I flashed him a smile. He came up to me and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?".

@mystery

They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I hope it's Michael - he's super cute..

@Penno

Joke (1)

I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her. "That's total bollocks" I replied. By text, from across the road..

@09jnewington

1 In 4 Men Are Gay

This means that one of my four friends are gay... I hope it's George, he is super cute :D.

@amijoy74

A Woman's Prayer

I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death..

@JoshSorensen

Woman Logic

Go to sleep at 2 Wake up at 8 Repeat for days Complain about being tired...

@FeralNyxen

Mankind

-"There's a reason why it's called 'MANkind'." -"Yeah, the first syllable was lost in translation.".