1 In 4 Men Are Gay

@JoshSorensen

Woman Logic

Go to sleep at 2 Wake up at 8 Repeat for days Complain about being tired...

@liamviney

Gotta Catch Them All!

Girls are like Pokemon; you need balls to catch them..

@caitlinissocoollike

this made me laugh

without women it would be a pain in the backside for men XD.

@FeralNyxen

It seems as if, in this world, 40% of the male population are on the Internet trying to get into your pants, 50% are successfully in someone's pants. And the other 10% at gay..

@ac263

Women Are Like Mobile Phones

Women are like mobile phones: They like to be held. They like to be spoken and heard to. They break easily. Some times they just start acting up for no reason.

@ac263

Man Lost

How long does a man need to be lost for, before he admits he's lost?.

@MaddieSQvist

Cup-Sizes

A = Almost boobs B = Barely there C = Can't complain D = Dang. DD = Double Dang. E = Everyday I'm giggling. F = Fuck it, I'm reducing these... G = God, help me H = Help me.

@amijoy74

A Woman's Prayer

I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death..