Women Are Like Mobile Phones

Women are like mobile phones:
They like to be held.
They like to be spoken and heard to.
They break easily.
Some times they just start acting up for no reason.
You can only figure out on using a few features.
You think you know how to use it, till you glance through all the folders and realise you know almost nothing.
The better looking ones are the most delicate ones.
As they age, you learn to accept a few glitches that they develop.
Every new generation is better looking and capable of more features than before.