A = Almost boobs
B = Barely there
C = Can't complain
D = Dang!
DD = Double Dang!
E = Everyday I'm giggling!
F = Fuck it, I'm reducing these...
G = God, help me
H = Help me. I've fallen and I can't get up!
I = I can't carry these. Will you help me?
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