It was a woman's birthday and she said to her husband I want something shiny that goes 0-60 in two seconds on the dorstep on Sunday if I don't you've got it so she looked out the window and saw a huge parcel she ran outside and said what type of car it will be she said she opened it and saw a pair of bathroom scales the husband was missing since Friday
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