Feminism

@theplant

Why did God create man first. So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it..

@Intense

Girls Make Millionares?

A well known fact..... A woman can make a man a Millionaire.... But...... Only if the boy used to be a Billionaire.

@Intense

How Did They Make Ladies Girst?

Once 2 lovers decided to commit suicide. The boy jumped first. The girl didn't..

@doomeddreamer

Advice

For all the women - Find a man who ruins your lipstick not your mascara :P.

@doomeddreamer

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After the game, the king and the pawn go to the same box!.

@Intense

Sickness?

A girl said to her boyfriend "im not feeling well today" He replied " to bad I was thinking we could go shopping" Girl says " I was only joking ;)" Boy says " so was I".

@Intense

The reason why girls want boyfriends... So the can blame the when something goes wrong and give god a break..

@rainbowmelk

Vampire Tea

A male vampire walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint of blood. Another male vampire walks in and asks for the same.