@Intense Sickness? A girl said to her boyfriend "im not feeling well today" He replied " to bad I was thinking we could go shopping" Girl says " I was only joking ;)" Boy says " so was I". 37 words
@Intense The reason why girls want boyfriends... So the can blame the when something goes wrong and give god a break.. 20 words
@Espekayen Pizza Whenever my wife is cooking, I like to walk up behind her, slowly stroke her hair and whisper into her ear... "Let's order a pizza.". 25 words
@09jnewington Your Ex Your ex asking to stay friends is like a kidnapper asking to stay in touch. 15 words
@09jnewington Hide And Seek Fail I remember the shock I felt when my brother came out of the closet. I was almost asleep and had forgotten we were playing hide and seek.. 27 words
@madworldd Yeah... Something's just not quite right about me. Instagram: madworldd. Wattpad: madworldd View Profile
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