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@Intense

The reason why girls want boyfriends... So the can blame the when something goes wrong and give god a break..

@Espekayen

Pizza

Whenever my wife is cooking, I like to walk up behind her, slowly stroke her hair and whisper into her ear... "Let's order a pizza.".

@09jnewington

Your Ex

Your ex asking to stay friends is like a kidnapper asking to stay in touch.

@ickolo

Heart Over Mind

I just saw this post awhile ago it said.

@note

Hangover

There's a tiger In the bathroom!!!!.

@09jnewington

Hide And Seek Fail

I remember the shock I felt when my brother came out of the closet. I was almost asleep and had forgotten we were playing hide and seek..

@am09axz

Roses Are Red

Roses are red My name is Dave I'm bad at poems Microwave.

@Intense

Sickness?

A girl said to her boyfriend "im not feeling well today" He replied " to bad I was thinking we could go shopping" Girl says " I was only joking ;)" Boy says " so was I".