A male vampire walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint of blood.
Another male vampire walks in and asks for the same.
A third vampire, this time a female, walks in and asks the bartender for a pint of hot water.
The bartender asks, "Why don't you want a pint of blood like the other vampires?"
The female vampire replies, "Because I'm making tea, of course."
And pulls out her tampon.
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@Seamonster yuck, indeed. Wasn't sure whether to post or not, but my fingers got the better of me and typed it anyway.
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