How Did They Make Ladies Girst?

@doomeddreamer

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After the game, the king and the pawn go to the same box!.

@Intense

Sickness?

A girl said to her boyfriend "im not feeling well today" He replied " to bad I was thinking we could go shopping" Girl says " I was only joking ;)" Boy says " so was I".

@Intense

The reason why girls want boyfriends... So the can blame the when something goes wrong and give god a break..

@Espekayen

Pizza

Whenever my wife is cooking, I like to walk up behind her, slowly stroke her hair and whisper into her ear... "Let's order a pizza.".

@09jnewington

Your Ex

Your ex asking to stay friends is like a kidnapper asking to stay in touch.

@ickolo

Heart Over Mind

I just saw this post awhile ago it said.

@note

Hangover

There's a tiger In the bathroom!!!!.

@doomeddreamer

Advice

For all the women - Find a man who ruins your lipstick not your mascara :P.