A Joke My Cousin Told Me

@caitlinkillscupcakes

Hi There

Gentlemen, what do you do when your dishwasher stops working. You hit her..

@nikujagagirl

Man vs. Woman

Man: I have way more upper body strength. Woman: Can you bleed for five or more days and not die. Man: .................no :(.

@kanzi1979

Pornography Is Wrong?

Totally unacceptable, disgusting and degrading to woman.... unless its in written form, then it's literature ;-).

@kanzi1979

Can A Man Be Wrong

If a woman is not around to tell him!.

@moesby

We'll do it!

When a man says he'll fix it, he'll fix it - so stop reminding him every six months!!!.

@matty1003

Birthday

It was a woman's birthday and she said to her husband I want something shiny that goes 0-60 in two seconds on the dorstep on Sunday if I don't you've got it so she looked out the window and saw a...

@lovegirl

I'm not dirty, I'm just muddy!.

@brainfreezeno1

Females

Being a FEMALE is a matter of BIRTH, being a WOMAN is a matter of AGE, but being a LADY is a matter of CHOICE....