We'll do it!

@lovegirl

I'm not dirty, I'm just muddy!.

@littlemamablakes

Omg give the girl the right shoes and she will love you.Give her the wrong shoes and...lets just say you won't be buying anymore shoes!.

@marymint

Divine Wisdom Joke- 137

Why did God creat Adam before Eve. "To give him a chance to speak.".

@albisher

What are the three fastest means of communication. Internet, telephone, telawoman..

@rainbowmelk

Vampire Tea

A male vampire walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint of blood. Another male vampire walks in and asks for the same.

@4181jay

Feminism

I've made it crystal clear to my son that he is in big trouble if I ever catch him disrespecting any bitches or hoes..

@theplant

Why did God create man first. So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it..

@matty1003

Birthday

It was a woman's birthday and she said to her husband I want something shiny that goes 0-60 in two seconds on the dorstep on Sunday if I don't you've got it so she looked out the window and saw a...