Girls are like Pokemon; you need balls to catch them.
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Girls are like Pokemon; you need balls to catch them.
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I love reading, I'm trying to Learn japense & I also love video games!
It seems as if, in this world, 40% of the male population are on the Internet trying to get into your pants, 50% are successfully in someone's pants. And the other 10% at gay..
Women are like mobile phones: They like to be held. They like to be spoken and heard to. They break easily. Some times they just start acting up for no reason.
How long does a man need to be lost for, before he admits he's lost?.
A = Almost boobs B = Barely there C = Can't complain D = Dang. DD = Double Dang. E = Everyday I'm giggling. F = Fuck it, I'm reducing these... G = God, help me H = Help me.
Female: I dont feel very well today... :/ Male: Ohhh. How awful I was going to take you out shopping today... :S Female: I was only joking. Male: Me too. Female: *goes ballistic*.
Being a FEMALE is a matter of BIRTH, being a WOMAN is a matter of AGE, but being a LADY is a matter of CHOICE....
Gentlemen, what do you do when your dishwasher stops working. You hit her..
without women it would be a pain in the backside for men XD.
@jactheninja agreed; a bit gross, but I'm only in 6th grade
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