this made me laugh

@ac263

Women Are Like Mobile Phones

Women are like mobile phones: They like to be held. They like to be spoken and heard to. They break easily. Some times they just start acting up for no reason.

@ac263

Man Lost

How long does a man need to be lost for, before he admits he's lost?.

@MaddieSQvist

Cup-Sizes

A = Almost boobs B = Barely there C = Can't complain D = Dang. DD = Double Dang. E = Everyday I'm giggling. F = Fuck it, I'm reducing these... G = God, help me H = Help me.

@sguga

A Joke My Cousin Told Me

Female: I dont feel very well today... :/ Male: Ohhh. How awful I was going to take you out shopping today... :S Female: I was only joking. Male: Me too. Female: *goes ballistic*.

@brainfreezeno1

Females

Being a FEMALE is a matter of BIRTH, being a WOMAN is a matter of AGE, but being a LADY is a matter of CHOICE....

@caitlinkillscupcakes

Hi There

Gentlemen, what do you do when your dishwasher stops working. You hit her..

@nikujagagirl

Man vs. Woman

Man: I have way more upper body strength. Woman: Can you bleed for five or more days and not die. Man: .................no :(.

@FeralNyxen

It seems as if, in this world, 40% of the male population are on the Internet trying to get into your pants, 50% are successfully in someone's pants. And the other 10% at gay..