A Woman's Prayer

@liamviney

Gotta Catch Them All!

Girls are like Pokemon; you need balls to catch them..

@caitlinissocoollike

this made me laugh

without women it would be a pain in the backside for men XD.

@FeralNyxen

It seems as if, in this world, 40% of the male population are on the Internet trying to get into your pants, 50% are successfully in someone's pants. And the other 10% at gay..

@ac263

Women Are Like Mobile Phones

Women are like mobile phones: They like to be held. They like to be spoken and heard to. They break easily. Some times they just start acting up for no reason.

@ac263

Man Lost

How long does a man need to be lost for, before he admits he's lost?.

@MaddieSQvist

Cup-Sizes

A = Almost boobs B = Barely there C = Can't complain D = Dang. DD = Double Dang. E = Everyday I'm giggling. F = Fuck it, I'm reducing these... G = God, help me H = Help me.

@sguga

A Joke My Cousin Told Me

Female: I dont feel very well today... :/ Male: Ohhh. How awful I was going to take you out shopping today... :S Female: I was only joking. Male: Me too. Female: *goes ballistic*.

@JoshSorensen

Woman Logic

Go to sleep at 2 Wake up at 8 Repeat for days Complain about being tired...