Cute Guy

@Penno

Joke (1)

I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her. "That's total bollocks" I replied. By text, from across the road..

@09jnewington

1 In 4 Men Are Gay

This means that one of my four friends are gay... I hope it's George, he is super cute :D.

@amijoy74

A Woman's Prayer

I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death..

@JoshSorensen

Woman Logic

Go to sleep at 2 Wake up at 8 Repeat for days Complain about being tired...

@liamviney

Gotta Catch Them All!

Girls are like Pokemon; you need balls to catch them..

@caitlinissocoollike

this made me laugh

without women it would be a pain in the backside for men XD.

@FeralNyxen

It seems as if, in this world, 40% of the male population are on the Internet trying to get into your pants, 50% are successfully in someone's pants. And the other 10% at gay..

@mystery

They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I hope it's Michael - he's super cute..