I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her!
"That's total bollocks" I replied.
By text, from across the road.
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I'm 18 & from Essex I'd like to think I'm a gentlemen, I do a lot of sport and like having fun. But I also like to write it's a hidden hobby that I enjoy doing, I also write for my local newspaper and I write for big events so I would like to think I'm good at it lol. We are here for a good time not a long time x So please sit back relax read some good inspiring work and I hope you do the same x
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