Punctuation Saves Lives

@Pompe

The Corner

Are you cold. Go stand in that corner. Its 90 degrees over there..

@akhs

Missing One's Stop

On the tube from West to East,. I fancied having a readable feast. On the Piccadilly bit I had a thought. I shall change to District at Barons Court. Started reading and before I knew.

@zooandroo

Gravity Joke

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down..

@DomenicEdwards

Birthdays Are Good For You

It has been scientifically proven that birthdays are good for you, The more you have to longer you live..

@adx1984

Authority

I used to be indecisive now I'm not so sure..

@Caromidget

Who's Up For A Joke

What does a nosy pepper do. Gets jalapeño business . Guffaw.

@dougietjs

Chemistry jokes

We should take all the bad chemistry jokes and Barium!.

@catarinamp

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