My Horse Of A Brother

@Jenny17

Grass Tree Spaghetti Confetti.

@beth4856

M&S

M&S veg is horrid and so is the chips but every thing is better MONKY PANTS!!!!!!!.

@nikujagagirl

Random moment from my life #34

(me eating lunch) Me: There's a tooth................ in my taco..

@loobustus

Why did everyone ask the mushroom to come to their party. Because he was a fungi (fun-guy).

@bop365

Cheesy Joke ;)

I went to the zoo and saw a loaf in a cage. A sign read: "Bread in captivity.".

@purpleipodgirl121

Cake Baking YEAH!!!

I'm going to bake a cake today!!. Hope it turns out good :D. It's for a party my parents are hosting at our house. I'll have no one to talk to wahhhh :( Comment on your favorite kind of cake.

@TheOneThatGotAway

Oh God! Change Everything At The Last Minute Then!

My step mum said we were having gammon egg and home made chips for dinner so I calculated at lunch today how much would be 500 cal's and how much exercise I would have to do to burn it off but then...

@smokie

Horse

Dad: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse I went to tescos and bought him some value beef burgers Me: here you go. :).