Lee's Three-line Bob Hate Haicrostic

L ooking on my feed and what do I see? That
E verybody is liking Lee's acrostic, so he'll probably get the hat.
E verybody is reposting it too.
S how off Lee! I can see it, can't you?

B undled into one: an acrostic and haiku!
O h, but how can he do that? One from TWO?!
B ecause he's a big show off, it's just not fair.

H ating his three letter acrosku. Or do you think it's
A three-letter, show off haicrostic?
I s it necessary for Lee to get all the recognition
C ause Mr. Bob here doesn't like fishin'?
R eally I would think he should smash the cake
O nto Mr. Bob's face, instead of ranting over the delicious bake.
S o now I will outdo him in an acrostic, haiku, AND cinquain!
T hough can that really be done?
I is it that hard to make a three LINE haicrostic?
C ause I just made a three WORD acrostic.