MOM!! (long)

Age 6: Waaaaaah! MOMMY! I hurt myself!!
Age 9: Oww! that hurt, Mom can I have a plaster?
Age 12: Sh*t I cut my finger!
Age 18: I know where the plasters are...

Age 6: YAY! Mommy, we're going to Alton Towers!
Age 9: Yes! I can go on all the fast rides now I'm tall enough!
Age 12: MOM! I told you I had plans, and why would I want to go to that baby fest anyway?
Age 18: Um...Mom? Alton Towers, seriously? I am not 4 you know...

Age 6: WAAAAH!! Mommy you gave me a pear instead of an apple!!
Age 9: Mom! Why the hell do I have an pear?!?
Age 12: WTF! I asked for an apple not a pear, I might as well do it myself.
Age 18: Er..I don't go to school...I'm in collage...

Age 6: MOMMY! I can't find my skirt!!!!
Age 9: MOM! Where did you put my jeans?!?
Age 12: WHERE THE HELL ARE MY SHORTS MOM?!?
Age 18: Where's my new bag mom, did you borrow it?

Age 6: YEPEE!! Mommy it's School time!!
Age 9: No!!! Mom do I have to go to School?!?!
Age 12: I could pretend I am sick....
Age 18: Ugh..mom, where's my laptop? Got a collage exam today.

Age 6: OH NO! MOMMY! I am late for school!
Age 9: Bum, I'm late again...
Age 12: Crap! Why am I always late Mom?!?
Age 18: I'M LATE! Oh no, hold up, collage holidays!!

Age 6: MOMMY I DROPPED MY ICE CREAM!!
Age 9: Shoot, Mom can I have another one? Kinda dropped the first one...
Age 12: Ugh...I paid for that! Mom, money?
Age 18: Oh dear, I dropped my ice cream, doesn't matter really, I'm on a diet!
Mom's reaction to nearly everything: "..............."
Xx @LeahLovesEC