"(>^_^)>#
I made you a waffle
#﹤(^_^﹤)
But then I was like...
(>^#^﹤)
"I'm mad....."
(>^_^)>. =#. ﹤(.﹤)
So I threw it at you
(>^_^﹤). ﹤(#.*)>
It hit your face.
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