I no it's cheesesy but.......
Knock knock
Who's there
Orange
Orange who
Knock knock
Who's there
Orange
Orange who
Knock knock
Who's there
Orange
Orange who
Knock knock
Who's there
Banana
Banana who
Aren't you glad I didn't say orange!
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When life gives you lemons, you beat the crap out of life and say "What the hell is wrong with you!. I asked for limes!".
When life gives you oranges you, bitch slap life and say "These are frickin clementines. What, did you think all oranges were this small?".
Why did the jelly bean go to school. Because he wanted to be a smartie.
I've heard alcohol makes some people sleep like a baby but it sure makes some burp like one. !!!.
Why was the mushroom happy. Because he was a fungi. xD crappy I know...
Want to hear a muffin joke. Ok So there are two muffins next to each other,baking in the oven... One turns to the other and says " man.
Food healthy good for you.
You eating me and my salmon friends, no one else cares but you. You may eat me but you don't hate me. So therefore I'm your friend.
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