Want to hear a muffin joke? Ok
So there are two muffins next to each other,baking in the oven...
One turns to the other and says " man! is it hot in here or is it just me?"
The other turns and looks at him "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!"
Want to hear a muffin joke? Ok
So there are two muffins next to each other,baking in the oven...
One turns to the other and says " man! is it hot in here or is it just me?"
The other turns and looks at him "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!"
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