Writing A Book

@twluvs1997

Why Was The Mushroom Happy?

Why was the mushroom happy. Because he was a fungi. xD crappy I know...

@scifiheidi

Omg!!!

Want to hear a muffin joke. Ok So there are two muffins next to each other,baking in the oven... One turns to the other and says " man.

@vikki

Food

Food healthy good for you.

@JennaAusten

My Horse Of A Brother

My pig of a brother came home last night and said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!" Thanks to tescos, he now can!.

@smokie

Horse

Dad: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse I went to tescos and bought him some value beef burgers Me: here you go. :).

@Jenny17

Grass Tree Spaghetti Confetti.

@beth4856

M&S

M&S veg is horrid and so is the chips but every thing is better MONKY PANTS!!!!!!!.

@akisri

Beer

I've heard alcohol makes some people sleep like a baby but it sure makes some burp like one. !!!.