You eating me and my salmon friends, no one else cares but you. You may eat me but you don't hate me. So therefore I'm your friend.
On Monday will be salmon and the next is chicken
but you don't care which of my friends you eat but you eat us with your heart.
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When life gives you oranges you, bitch slap life and say "These are frickin clementines. What, did you think all oranges were this small?".
Why did the jelly bean go to school. Because he wanted to be a smartie.
I've heard alcohol makes some people sleep like a baby but it sure makes some burp like one. !!!.
Why was the mushroom happy. Because he was a fungi. xD crappy I know...
Want to hear a muffin joke. Ok So there are two muffins next to each other,baking in the oven... One turns to the other and says " man.
Food healthy good for you.
My pig of a brother came home last night and said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!" Thanks to tescos, he now can!.
When life gives you lemons, you beat the crap out of life and say "What the hell is wrong with you!. I asked for limes!".
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