For our charming new arrival, @MrCptWhiskers.
Welcome to Opuss,
For writers, galore,
We read and we write,
And we always want more.
But, for you, it so seems,
Have come onto this app,
And a good way to start,
Is by throwing your cr*p.
Made me laugh at the way,
You've decided to start,
Do you honestly think,
We won't want to take part?
I am sorry to say,
That attacking the top,
Is attacking the writers,
Who'll want you to stop.
And, by taking on some,
You are taking on all,
'Cause, on Opuss,
We're here when Opussians fall.
I don't want to sound rude,
And I don't give a sh*t,
But you'll get it quite soon,
That we want you to quit.
You can write, that is fine,
You can write what you feel,
But to say all these things,
Is a bit too much spiel.
You are welcome to stay,
You are welcome to write,
And I really don't want this,
To come to a fight.
Now, I'm done with this piece,
And I'm sure you'll agree,
That by taking on Opuss,
You're taking on me,
(And everyone else, by the way.)
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