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I love noodles, coffee, tea, lemons, chess, reading, writing, cooking, photography, animals, snow, Hallowe'en, darkness and aeroplanes.

I tend to travel a lot, for me, home is where the heart is and since I am physically incapable of removing my heart (no matter how hard I try), the world is my metaphoric previously purchased oyster of which I have the right to and have now declared to be my home. I am sort of a person turtle.

I am American, German, Irish and English. I was born in London and now live on the South Coast where I talk with a very British accent, eat imported candy corn, say Danka and wear vivid green hats. I am told I talk way too fast.

I am an arachnophobic insomniac, suffering from OCD and chronic labyrinthitis. My mind works best in the middle of the night.

I am an organ donor and a charity worker, trying to become a vegetarian. I hate fake, the tabloids and (admittedly) most people.

My favourite film is, without a doubt, the Lion King. Some aspects of my mind will never mature.

I am about as Patriotic as you can get.

I always wear black.

I am an ex-cutter.

I am an introvert.

I drink cold coffee and either black or incredibly milky tea.

My iPod is loaded with gothic, eclectic, soundtracks and instrumentals.

Japan is my life and I will move there when I have the money and eventually learn Japanese.

I am Wiccan and practice witchcraft.

I am all for world peace but firmly believe that every a**hole deserves a generous helping of Karma.

I have ESP.

I tend to get caught in sticky situations.

I am an optimist, an opportunist and a pessimist, but never a realist.

I was once forced to change clothes on the floor in the back of a rental car halfway across the country in the middle of a snow storm due to very unfortunate circumstances.

MelchiorJ13

@MelchiorJ13

It's a pleasure to meet you. Kik: melchiorj13 #ProjectHumanity

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Comments & Feedback (29)

Great bio. 👏👍

Interesting person.

Awesome👏💙The Karma part😂too true

Very interesting person I feel slightly exhausted reading that for some reason 😂😂😂

@sjw 👍😂😂😂 try reading it whilst drunk (I mean tipsy😉😉) This bio is............ Eyebrow-raisingly-different, but great! 👏👏👏 I'm thinking, some bits a little weird... But hey, I'm up for different, as long as its good 👍😉😘

@MrsS sounds like your having fun 😂🍸🍸🍸here's a few more 😘

@sjw Boy it's nice! I hardly ever drink these days, but soooo need 'just a few' tonight! 😉🍻🍸🍻🍸🍻🍸🍻

How interesting! I hope you are not really a cutter, unless it's of paper. Do you suffer from labyrinthitus? I have had it three times, it's horrific 😱 what a good idea this biography theme is. 😊

Cool bio! Interesting indeed🌟👏🌟

@eddie12309 why thank you! ☺☺

@Jamtots haha ☺ why thank you ☺☺

@ashhkat haha! 😂😂😂

@sjw 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@MrsS haha, I'm glad I rose your eyebrows 😂

@crowncottage why thank you ☺☺ Oh! My keyboard keeps changing that! I am an ex-cutter (I've fixed it now). Autocorrect keeps messing it up for me! 😁 I definitely agree, labyrinthitis is absolutely terrible!!! 😖😖😖 Oh, yes, it definitely is a great idea 😜

@ckahn thank you!!! ☺☺

What is Labrynthitis by the way??

Sorry, I spelt that interestingly...😂😂

@MrsS haha, labyrinthitis is an inflammation of the inner ear, causing extreme nausea/vertigo/migraines. Chronic labyrinthitis is where you have a permanent inflammation so you always feel that way and you have to take regular meds to try to subdue the pain. 😖😖😖

@MelchiorJ13 Ooooooooowwww! Poor you 😔 I get terrible tinnitus all the time (got it right now!) and that alone is bad enough 😰😔😘. Prob comes from my noisy kids?!

@MrsS Oohhh 😖 Sounds terribly painful! 👂💊

@MelchiorJ13 no, not painful as such - just incredibly annoying at times! (The Tinnitus and when the kids are LOUD!!!) 😂😂😉

@MelchiorJ13 haha 😂 the only noise I ever get here is old Victorian cottage creaks, groans, moans, nesting seagulls on the roof and very loud cats (lazy, but loud snorers 🐱😂😂😂)

@MrsS Tinitus is horrible. My daughter is profoundly deaf plus she has it, it must be unbearable, the only sound is that. I get it a little sometimes but not often.

@MelchiorJ13 I am really pleased you are an ex. Nicest thing I have read today! 😘😘😘

@crowncottage I suppose I'm used to it now 👂👀😳😏 And YEY! To the 'Ex' cutting - there's way too much of that going on these days 😉😘💗💗💗

Oh, wow. Sorry to hear about your inflammatory condition. Will it go away?

So great to read a little more about the Mysterious Melchior...I'm fascinated by you, without sounding weird I hope😜😜....you have a deepness to you and lots of what you say and write interests me...a pleasure to read Hun ...thanks for sharing 👏👏👏👏😘😘😘💗💗💗

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