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When Ralphie Met Fluffles

When Ralphie met Fluffles,
Good God! The kerfuffles!
The room was meow snuffles,
All catnip and truffles.

The match was Cat/Dog,
But the search went amok,
And instead, it corrected itself,
To Cat/Hog.

Poor Fluffles had wanted a guy who could think,
But wound up with a guy who was all over pink,
Miss Fluffles was not very pleased with match makin',
Her claws wound up turning poor Ralphie to bacon.

MelchiorJ13

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Love this too. But it was supposed to be a 'script'. Really enjoyed it though. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ’š

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@eddie12309 Ohhhh.... I should really read things more carefully! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

@minxyMolly πŸ˜‚β˜ΊπŸ˜πŸ’‰πŸŒ€

@MelchiorJ13 haha no worries. You weren't the only one

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