Thought

@faruc

Bro Code #69

Duh..

@steph_allstar

Your so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal, your so skinny you should really supersize the deal - Katie Perry.

@faruc

Bro Code #2

A bro is entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his bros are all doing it.

@peaches

Confessions Of A GP

As those of you who have had the misfortune of having your bottom examined by the doctor will know whats expected. Apparently things are done differently in Bulgaria.

@desorton

Know For Next Time

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught..

@akisri

If 'All the world's a stage', we are desperately unrehearsed. - Anonymous.

@BenBrimage

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman.

@ianlyon

Men Vs Women

“A man will cut your arm off and throw it in a river, but he'll leave you as a human being intact. He won't fuck with who you are. Women are non-violent, but they will shit inside of your heart.”.